Are you feelin' me White Boy?!?
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yes, this bra is made out of cheese!
Drive large, gas-guzzling SUV with Jersey plates? Check. Frequent sushi establishments on a multi-week basis? Check. Major in professional shopping at an upstate university? Check. Graduate, bum off parents, work on tan/beergut-loss, and make Craig's List your new homepage? Check.Check.Check. Welcome to the Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl. Since the creation of this blog, i have actually been hired. TADAAA.. however, i am still unemployed at heart... enjoy my ramblings
yes, this bra is made out of cheese!
Drive large, gas-guzzling SUV with Jersey plates? Check. Frequent sushi establishments on a multi-week basis? Check. Major in professional shopping at an upstate university? Check. Graduate, bum off parents, work on tan/beergut-loss, and make Craig's List your new homepage? Check.Check.Check. Welcome to the Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl. Since the creation of this blog, i have actually been hired. TADAAA.. however, i am still unemployed at heart... enjoy my ramblings
3 comments:
Jessica, I love your thick lips. You are a beautiful Jewish girl. Do you know where in Israel your family is from? You look like you have Northern looks. Your eyes shine. Please take me real. I do live in Israel but will come to America for you. I love New York.
sol beskowitz
I do not wish harm on my sol. but you have the appeal of sexual that I too desire in my loin. I cannot help but compete for your love. I love new york. more than sol. I also have money from olives.
and eyes of deep brown with all hair on my head.
Okay so I’ll watch Celebrity Fit Club because seeing Wendy the Snapple Lady have a nervous breakdown, and Daniel Baldwin go on a drug binge definitely ranks up there in terms of entertainment value. But I Love New York?!? Okay, I saw only two episodes, the first one where the dude broke down in tears over his cat, and then the one where that dude and the jacked white dude got in a fight because the crybaby told New York the jacked white guy had a girlfriend back home. Naturally of course, New York takes the jacked white dude that most certainly has a girlfriend back home. And the whole time, the only thing going through what was left of my brain cells after watching that show was, WHY CAN’T I LAND A TV WRITING JOB WHEN THIS FLAVA FLAV REJECT GETS 10 EPISODES AND A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THIS CRAP!? AAAAAAAAAH!
Although I do see a striking resemblance…
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